Whose Headline Is It Anyway?
Belligerent badgers. Flying phalluses. Redundant resolutions. Deadly Desserts. The world is filled with belive-it-or-not news stories, from the funny to the downright bizarre - and you need to hear them. Join us as we take a trip through the truly bizarre, to Florida Man and beyond...
Episodes
24 episodes
#23: Cow, Then Beef - Halloween Special 2023!
YOUR BOYS ARE BACK!In this Halloween Special, 1 year on since the last episode (!) Drill and Kofi have remarkably similar stories - and the witching hour brings an unexpected visit from an old friend...*note* We had a few sound issu...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:19:31
#22: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (PART 2!) "Errhhhrrhh!"
This week! Part 2 of our Halloween Special! Drill and Kofi are feeling a little worse for wear, and it's even more rambly than the last one... Drill brings a few scattered tales, from 50s-style postwar simian Sci-Fi, to bizarre avian exodus.....
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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49:59
#21: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (PART 1!) - Glenne Livét
MUAHAHAHAAAAA Welcome to PART ONE (1) of the Whose headline is It Anyway? Halloween Special! Drill and Kofi have been celebrating, and the result is a very, uh... 'Loose' show! Sit back and enjoy the ride! WARNING: ...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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1:11:22
#20: Statty Funes
This week, Drill gets into the seasonal spirit early (like REALLY early) with a romantic yuletide tale of some amorous and adventurous advent celebrations, and Kofi tells us about the chap who had a spot of bother with a kids' elastic toy. No w...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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59:37
#19: Cunny, Cunny, Cunny
This week, your boys are ONCE AGAIN in sync, as Kofi tells the tale of the two runaway renegades with a fondness for fondling feline and farmyard friends, while Drill brings the story of a primate pet who was pestered by the poltergeist of a pr...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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58:11
#18: Desiccated Llamas
This week's stories have an unexpectedly common theme... Drill brings a (remarkably well-written) novella about the wily wife who dodged death, while Kofi tells the tale of the frivolous festival goer who... also dodged death. What?!&n...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:06:10
#17: Doomsday Mole Edgers
This week, Kofi regales us with the anecdote of the time-travelling who forewarns us of a hostile hidden humanity; while Drill has a story about a ravenous rodent who surprised his owner with a luscious look for her locks. Al...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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1:01:08
#16: Mini Milk
WE'RE BACK! For the return of Whose Headline Is It Anyway?, Drill Collins brings to the table a tale of a disgraced doc who reneged on his recommendation for rectal relief; while Kofi graces us with the chronicle of a woman whose lonesome love ...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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52:18
#15: Tame Impaler
In this week's episode, Kofi brings a story about a vulgar veteran who rogered a refuse receptacle, while Drill reads another listener-submission - this time, about a man whose schlong was surgically sealed to another appendage... Plus! The new...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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1:01:46
#14: Thanks For The Mammaries
In this week's episode, Drill reads a listener-submitted story of the Brazilian body-mod buff's latest laceration of the lugs, and Kofi shares the deceptively wholesome account of a couple whose bedroom behaviours have blown up into a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:13:32
#13: Long Floor Height
This week: The return of the King! Kofi Banane is back with a story of the reality TV star with a bum burp bottling business, while Drill tells the tale of a West Country witch and her paranormal prenuptial problems... Disclaimer!...
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1:18:52
Whose Headline Minisode 1: Vanessa Meltz
Whilst Kofi recovers from illness, Drill is joined by special guest Vanessa Melts for our very first minisode! In this bitesize offering, Drill and Ms Melts discuss the death of a diddy doppelgänger, and a curious conspiracy about a long-gone s...
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33:04
#12: Out In The Teats
This week, Drill Collins and Kofi Banane record from a questionably haunted house, joined by special guest, Susan Sudio! Drill shares a tantalising true-crime twist to the tale of Titchy Ted, while Kofi brings to the table a story of a loyal lo...
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Episode 12
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55:08
#11: Kitty Bitty Committee
This week, we discuss a peculiar passenger's feline feeding faux-pas, a costumed conflict between some long-lost lovers - and Kofi is joined by a very special phone guest. . . The Whose Headline Hatemail Challenge is still open!
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:12:41
#10: Heavy Fartillery
This week, Drill Collins and Kofi Banane return to regale you with more bonkers headlines, including the story of a man whose private pleasures involved a wanton warhead - and the tangentially related story of a certain potato-faced-playe...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:00:44
#9: GooberEats
The year is two thousand and twenty two. The land is dishevelled, run by an evil over-boiled ham, and the country's jewels are guarded by predatory lizards. But enough about the UK! Whose Headline Is It Anyway? returns with our first pod of the...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:02:51
#8 WHOSE HEADLINE IS IT ANYWAY? CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
IT'S CHRIIIIISSTMAAAAAASSS! For this week's festive special (and the last pod of 2021!), Crust Cringle and The Greggnog Davies share yuletide tales of a person's posthumous pepper for their pud, and a labour leader's little lagomorph lament... ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:16:05
#7: Florida Men
In this week's 'Florida Man' special, Drill Collins and returning special guest Beyonce discuss one man's mysterious missing missus under extra-dimensional dealings, and another's cancelled club visit with his poor pussy...WARNING: M...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:01:54
#6: The Queen's Viaduct
In this week's offering, Drill Collins and Urethra Franklin meet remotely for the first time, and talk about the clergyman who cancelled his calling for a salacious scribe and porcine pleasure, and one man's problems of personal hygiene and pop...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:05:23
#5: Yoghurt Topping
This week, Drill Collins is joined by Queefer Sutherland and special guest, the mysterious and reserved Rim. Together, they explore the case of a paranormal partner of a posthumous popstar, and a destitute degenerate's desperation to diddle his...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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55:26
#4: Aromatic Imprints
In this week's episode, Drill Collins and Urethra Franklin explore the mystery of a Nasal Northerner with a Penchant for Public transport, and a Contestant of Concealment whose Tournament Trial ended in Tragedy.WARNING: MATURE CONTEN...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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46:19
#3: Easter Sunday Garden Centres
This week, Chunkee changes his name, and we discuss the matter of a miniature minister and a malevolent mammal, and the corruption of a Christian commemoration by a flabbergasting feat of the phallus.WARNING: MATURE CONTENT
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1:03:27
#2: I Didn't Touch No Horse
In Episode 2, Chunkee Stylz and Kofi Banane bring more tales of woe, including the dysfunctional decorator with poorly placed plum tomatoes, and the Hartlepool husband with a vehement vexation for a vacuum cleaner - and Chunkee's brush with mis...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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48:55